Wife Finds Mystery Dress In The Wash, Husband Fails To Explain It To Her

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mattstaff
Aug 22, 2021 1:00 PM EDT

There are plenty of folks out there who have ended up confronting the unfortunate reality that is realizing the washer/dryer has miraculously deposited a complete stranger's clothing in your pile of freshly cleaned clothes. Things can get especially dicey when you're married. It sounds like this guy narrowly dodged a full-fledged meltdown from his very concerned wife. 

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    Rectangle - r/tifu u/Kaablooie42• 13h + Join 24 O 32 3 26 20 1 TIFU by not being able to explain to my wife the existence of a dress that wasn't hers in the wash M Friends, my marriage was on the edge of a knife just now. Story time. My wife (40f) comes into the bedroom with an unknown dress she found in the dryer. Wife: Where did this dress come from? Me: It's not yours?
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    Font - W: I know my own dresses. (At this point she is making light but there is smoldering anger behind those brown eyes and I am legit in danger). Me: Umm, I have no idea. At this point l'm scrambling to come up with anything that doesn't make it look like l'm cheating, cause even I realize that despite being innocent this doesn't look good and I'm in trouble. I have no idea where the dress is from. Stalling for time I ask what size it is. A dumb fi ing question. Not her size. More scrambling
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    Font - The whole time l'm thinking: I suggest maybe someone is sabotaging me. It sounded stupid the moment I said it but I mean, WTF is happening?? I say: It's kinda nice, maybe you should try it on. Please no one ever take advice from me ever. Her eyes are beginning to promise my horrible death despite still seeming amused but don't be fooled, the reaper was at my door.
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    Font - I'm literally sweating at this point and trying to keep it light-hearted is becoming more and more difficult. Has my dryer wormholed into another person's house in some twisted cosmic joke? Anything is possible now. My wife is losing her humour by the nanosecond as I stare dumbly at this dress. I'm at a complete loss and then a revelation comes to me in my moment of need. An epiphany for the ages! A memory to redeem every forgotten thing my notoriously bad memory has forgotten over the ye
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    Font - Me: Was it with that skirt my mom gave you? Wife: *visible relief as she checks her phone* Sure enough there is a picture of the dress in her messages of the items of clothing my mom gave her. High five brain! Marriage saved to screw up another day!
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    Font - Paintedsoda · 12h 3 1 Award My brown haired partner found a long blonde hair in our dryer once. I still don't have an answer she likes. G Reply 4 9.1k 3 Kaablooie42 OP • 12h That's tough. Could have just caught a ride on a shirt from anywhere but the lack of being able to explain... I feel ya. 4 4.4k 3 ...
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